$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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