haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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