Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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