I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't deserve a penis
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The ass gains better be worth it
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