Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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