My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
People in love make me want to vomit
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
