i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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