Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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