For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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