on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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