You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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