Say something about gay babies.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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