Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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