it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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