? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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