Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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