Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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