I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
