OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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