Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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