I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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