they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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