I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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