TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Small penises have feelings too.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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