billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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