And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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