I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Randomize
