i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
smell my finger.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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