maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Still dying that you shit outside
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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