My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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