I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
it's like iHOP with fire
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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