and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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