Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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