I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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