Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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