Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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