Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I forget how to act sober
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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