Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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