fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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