I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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