i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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