You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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