Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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