I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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