The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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