is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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