Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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