Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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