come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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