you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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